A RVing couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating
their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant
them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her
RV she would like to visit Europe. The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, "Well, I'd like to have
a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.
The good ol' days
A couple of elderly RVers who'd recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary
were sitting on the sofa in their Airstream motorhome, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit
close to me?" He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how
you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you
remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?" With that, her husband got up and started to walk
toward the rear of the motorhome.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "Well," answered the husband,
"I have to get my teeth."